A tall tale of honesty

Whiskey is Good

2011-03-25T02:30:00.001+08:00

I needed that, Whiskey is my buddy, Whiskey is my friend.
Some things you need to just pour your soul out there.

With major grammatical errors and lines that doesn't make sense.

Kids... Can be cute?

2011-03-18T14:42:00.000+08:00

Daddy screamed like a girl like: oh oh~

Games to get.

2011-03-11T14:56:00.000+08:00

List of games to get once I have the time and money to play.

PC
Mass Effect 2
Dragon Age 2

PSP
Birth By Sleep, Kingdom Hearts:
Dissidia 012
Tactics Ogre

Hilarious Deal or no Deal!

2011-02-28T10:23:00.000+08:00

I know you want videos

2011-02-24T23:53:00.004+08:00

Les Paul

2011-02-24T23:51:00.002+08:00

I'm not playing my electric guitar as much anymore

I still want a freaking LesPaul

I don't like you mommy!

2010-08-13T18:38:00.001+08:00

OH, so now you want some cookies?

Well I want a sandwich, now go back into the kitchen!

Random fat guy

2010-08-11T01:40:00.001+08:00

Nope, I meant really Akihisa! Smash!

Fat guy gets no love, his face isn't even drawn.

See told you, Random, Fat asses.

In case you haven't notice, it's from the Anime Baka to Test. It's a short form, kinda, go google it if you wanna know more.

Again as if anyone's actually reading this blog stuff. cheers.

The 3 Strings of Destiny

2010-05-20T19:20:00.007+08:00

First off. Probably the first I'll get since its the cheaper one among the 3.

Fender Mustang. Red Finish. Dakota Red.

There's another one to be exact, I want a 3/4 scale or otherwise also known as short scale, wich is basically a smaller version of this one.

This one should cost around 1000 - 2000 If i can get my hands on one. This one's rare as hell.

Next up on the list is this.

costing around 1000 usd Is the Fender Japan JB62 LH.

JB standing for Jazz Bass, and LH means its a left hand model.

Its only sold in Japan... Well basically i want The made in japan tag behind the head knob. God.

Last but not least! ITS THIS baby.

Gibson Les Paul Standard, Cherry Sunburst Finish with pick guard.

Costing around 3.5 grands to over 8 grands, this is by far the easiest to obtain guitar. The only difficult part is the money. hell as if i have any. So I'll leave this to last.

and if you havent noticed why i want all these babies, its because of these guys. I know I watch too much anime... but heck

And god, I have a presentation to do tomorrow, and i havent done shit nuts abut it...

Cheers to all the fools who actually tries vissiting this blog.

Stuff I need to buy.

2010-01-20T23:37:00.003+08:00

I'm just listing it down, not really a post. But at least I know where i can keep track of what i need to buy.

Speakers - Preferably with an iPod Dock, Optional (Clock, Alarm, Radio)

Sony Ericsson Cellphone charger - Optional (Another Cellphone / Repair Cellphone)

Strings, For my acoustic G.

Guitar Tuner.

I wrote a song, whoa.

2010-01-16T23:13:00.002+08:00

Well, its some cheesy love song, you'll know once you've actually heard the lyrics.

But at least not for me. This song didn't pop into my head just because for the sake of writing / composing it or whatever,

I wrote the lyrics after I woke up from a daydream, and its not about a stupid crush I have on my classmate, or the girl I really like. It's a song about my deceased mother.

I don't have a tittle for it yet, well i probably wont need it, its a personal song, at least it sounded good to me. Thats all that matters.

I think I'm in love

2010-01-10T00:58:00.002+08:00

Well, no, not really.

I was in the mrt the other day, going to City Hall to repair / maintain my electric guitar (which i have failed so many times) and thats when i saw this lady.

Hot much, she had this really gorgeous eyes, and a very sexy colour on her lips (lipstick? Lipgloss?)

Well, of course, as a healthy young male, I couldn't take my eyes off her.

I dont know what happened but, she looked back at me! (thats not the main point) And surprisingly, for me (I'm a very shy guy, you guys know that~), I maintained aye contact with her for 10 seconds!

I don't know what possessed me, but I showed her a smile =)

SHE SMILED BACK!.

Okay that was lame. I know I suck.

But imagine you saw a really beautiful girl (a stranger) , able to maintain eye contact with her for 10 or so seconds, and give her a smile.

Resolution

2010-01-08T00:57:00.002+08:00

Well, 8 days have passed since new year. I don't care much tho. The skies dont thunder or changes colour even when special days like these arive. I know I'm being much an ass hole tho.

My resolution for myself.

Get a new guitar. (Explorer, Les Paul, or SG)

Pracitce 3 hours a week.

Get a camera. (people recomended me a Nikon D60 - 90)Hell as expensive as my guitar.

Learn how to draw portraits and scenery

Increase my upper body size (no, not fats)

Take boxing / kick boxing

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My hope for other people

Stop smoking

Fucking apologize if you did something wrong.

Well, even if we fail to follow up on our resolution, at least we know we tried.

Fedex. They Deliver to Survive

2010-01-05T19:54:00.000+08:00

[b][c=2]Francis[/c][/b] says:

the whole neck

aiya

i forgot already

you let me see your guitar one more time

pest control says:

how

lol

[b][c=2]Francis[/c][/b] says:

i dont know

fedex

pest control says:

lol

The skin

2009-12-30T22:12:00.002+08:00

was actually femine, with all the hearts and smilies. oh well, what ever, never mind.

Alright This one's gonna be the best!

2009-07-16T19:44:00.002+08:00

Its been a long time since i've posted something that will give you goose bumps...

Here goes nothing!

Girls, They're awesome like this

2009-07-12T23:27:00.001+08:00

Singapore Superhero!

2009-07-07T19:43:00.001+08:00

Now we know.

Damn that.

2009-06-28T04:03:00.003+08:00

The more I change my blogskin, the more simpler it gets. but who the heck cares. I dont even know if people visits my blog or not.

Here's picture of the day.

Obama's a pedobear... proven true ^^^^^^^^ look.

Where's the position of the kid's head, and how happy obama is.

Love mafia? follow these 10 commandments

2009-06-26T15:07:00.000+08:00

No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.

Never look at the wives of friends.

Never be seen with cops.

Don't go to pubs and clubs.

Always being available for Cosa Nostra is a duty - even if your wife is about to give birth.

Appointments must absolutely be respected.

Wives must be treated with respect.

When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.

Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.

People who can't be part of Cosa Nostra: anyone who has a close relative in the police, anyone with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn't hold to moral values.

Changing names

2009-06-24T22:01:00.003+08:00

	Change of Name Vide Deed Poll for a Child Below the Age of 21 Years - From 1 June 2007, to effect a change of name of a minor, ICA requires one parent to complete a form to declare that the minor’s other parent has also consented to the name change, in addition to producing the Deed Poll. If the other parent is uncontactable, the parent who has executed the Deed Poll must state this information on the Declaration Form accordingly.
	For Singapore Permanent Resident (Blue IC), please check with Immigration & Checkpoints Authority (ICA) and/or your national immigration authority on your change of name in Singapore Blue Identity Card and/or your foreign Passport before you apply for a change of name via our Deed Poll (Online or Offline) services.
	For National Servicemen (Active) holding Singapore Green Identity Card, please check with the relevant authority in Mindef on your proposed change of name if you are in doubt.
	Your Chosen New Name(s) may be rejected by ICA based on their current policies or regulations, and if in doubt, please verify with ICA directly. We are unable to advise you on your choice of name(s) as it is very personal to every individual.
	Deed Poll is only one of the ways to change the names in your Identity Card, and there are other methods [such as Baptism Certificate (for Baptism name) or Marriage Certificate (for Married Name) refer to our FAQs].
	Deed Poll is one of the documents relied on by ICA to enable you to change your name in your Identity Card (IC), and by itself does not automatically change your name in your IC. You will still have to apply to ICA with the Deed Poll to change your name in your IC and pay the relevant fee(s) charged by ICA. For more information, please visit ICA's website at http://www.ica.gov.sg.

What do you guys think? I liked 'Francis' but Calvin Winoto... Nahh

I was thinking Francis Fenriswolf. Sounds damn american

I know i wot be francis wong or francis wang or those chinese name shit. gahhh!!!

2009-06-10T20:40:00.002+08:00

This will outrage you guys.

11 year old kid will graduate with honors from East Los Angeles Community College with a degree in Liberal Studies.

Moshe Kai Cavalin, 11-Year-Old, Graduates from East LA College.

Cavalin is a hard worker — and a skilled martial artist — but he's no time-waster. You won't even find him playing video games.

"I feel it's a waste of time playing video games because it's not helping humanity in any way," says Moshe, who wants to use his knowledge to change the world.

Change the world? my dear little Cavallin, games my dear boy CHANGES the world. Think about games like final fantasy, Metal gear solid. Without the game industry, tallents like hdeo kojima, or nobuo uematsu would never would be found. Count the number of unemployed without games!

Screw you dawg

Passer-By Pushes Suicidal man

2009-05-25T19:20:00.004+08:00

A passer-by pushed a suicidal man heavily in debt off. Everyone lol-ed

Alright, I was joking. This is in China, a man who is heavily in debt was contemplating suicide on a bridge when another man walks up to him, shook his hand -- and pushed him off the bridge.

The suicidal jumper fell 8 feet onto a partially inflated air cushion. He suffered spinal and elbow injuries. The passer-by (LJS), on the other hand was taken away by the police. When asked why he did it, he said "I pushed him off because jumpers like Chen are very selfish. Their action violates a lot of public interest. They do not really dare to kill themselves. Instead, they just want to raise the relevant government authorities' attention to their appeals."

This is from Yahoo by the way/

OMG LJS, you almost killed a dude!...

Fine, its Lai Jian Sheng... not lee....

Jao Xia

2009-05-20T21:07:00.001+08:00

Jao Xia( Did i spell that correctly?) never sounded so good

Sungha

2009-05-19T14:45:00.000+08:00

I'm so going acoustic

Fake or not you decide

2009-05-08T21:23:00.000+08:00

Its still cool nonetheless

Messaging, 160 Words!?

2009-05-05T18:18:00.006+08:00

Have you ever wandered why text messaging has always been restricted to 160 words per message?

According to LATIMES:

Germany,Friedhelm Hillebrand sat at his typewriter, tapping out random sentences and questions on a sheet of paper.

As he went along, Hillebrand counted the number of letters, numbers, punctuation marks and spaces on the page. Each blurb ran on for a line or two and nearly always clocked in under 160 characters.

That became Hillebrand's magic number -- and set the standard for one of today's most popular forms of digital communication: text messaging.

"This is perfectly sufficient," he recalled thinking during that epiphany of 1985, when he was 45 years old. "Perfectly sufficient."

So, Tis is why we alws gets msgs like ths

Or ppl gibing kyut msgs 2 u lke ds! <3

KAYAAAA I LURB EUUUUUUU!!! WTF

Meanings

2009-04-26T14:21:00.003+08:00

A : You like to drink.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : One in a million.
E : Unbelievably great in bed.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You are Quirky.
I : Great In Bed.
J : People Adore you.
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
M : Best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Awesome kisser.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R: Unbelievably great in bed.
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : Best boy/girlfriend any one can ask for.
Z : You really like to chill

Right

F - You are dead sexy.

R - Unbelievably great in bed.

A - You like to drink.

N - You like to drink.

C - You are really silly.

I - Great In Bed.

S - Easy to fall in love with.

C - You are really silly.

A - You like to drink.

L - Unbelievably great in bed.

V - You are not judgemental.

I - Great In Bed.

N - You like to drink.

Well I Could Expand them somemore...

W - You are very broad minded.

I - Great In Bed.

N - You like to drink.

O - Awesome kisser.

T - You're loyal to those you love.

O - Awesome kisser.

And even more...

W - You are very broad minded.

A - You like to drink.

N - You like to drink.

G - You never let people tell you what to do.

J - People Adore you.

I - Great In Bed.

A - You like to drink.

W - You are very broad minded.

E - Unbelievably great in bed.

N - You like to drink.

Lets sum them up....

[ FRANCIS CALVIN only]

Dead sexy - 1

Good in Bed - 4

Likes to Drink - 4

Really Silly - 2

Easy to fall in love - 1

Not Judgemental - 1

If i add up WINOTO and WJW...

I'll be unbelievably Awsome in bed, and really love Drinking...

Time for a Surprise people!

2009-04-25T21:28:00.001+08:00

Ok, i think the vocals are off, I think i sound way different from the way i sound last year...

I BEAT myself

2009-04-19T00:40:00.003+08:00

Y'know? these girls may be siliconized and all...

But, hey~ real guys should know how I feel

I Love KOREA!!

This is one case (for guys) So many choices, so little time...

My dream of having a harem lifestyle just got re-lit...

Prices

2009-04-14T16:51:00.004+08:00

After a long time, i feel like posting again so yeah, Cheers~

This one's a lil' racist

Trust

2009-04-04T23:19:00.003+08:00

Something interesting...

DOUBT (To suspect; fear.)

People should be DOUBTED
Many misunderstand this concept of DOUBT
DOUBTING people is simply a part of trying to get to know them better.

TRUST (To place in the care of another; entrust.)

A noble act of relying on someone
TRUSTING someone also means: Giving up trying to undertand others

APATHY (Lack of interest or concern, especially regarding matters of general importance or appeal; indifference.)

Countless people fail to realise that APATHY is a far more devastating act than DOUBTING others
People with APATHY tend to avoid to picture the pain they are inflicting to others.
The true EVIL is being APATHETIC towards other people

ANYWAYS!!!

I got this off from a manga. Its called ' LIAR GAME' Its really pyschological.

Your favourite stars

2009-03-19T13:30:00.003+08:00

EXPOSED

I'm gonna get hated again so~

Beautiful korean actress

2009-03-16T11:39:00.001+08:00

I've been watching monthy python again, loved 'em

2009-03-13T19:16:00.004+08:00

University opens porn course

A university in Taiwan has opened a course to teach students how to appreciate and analyse porn movies.

The Mass Communication Department of Providence University opened the course this semester, reports United Daily News.

To pass the course, students must give a 15 minute presentation in which they analyse an audience's psychological reaction to a porn clip from an academic perspective.

One worried student, who did not wish to be named, commented: "If I get a very good score in this course, I don't know how I'll explain it to my parents."

When registering for the voluntary course, students signed a paper agreeing that if the scenes were too explicit, they could choose to leave the classroom

The teacher, assistant professor Miss Chen Mingmei, said no students had ever left her class but some would briefly cover their eyes during the stronger scenes.

More than 50 students registered for the course, and most of them confessed that they had watched porn videos before.

Curiosity was given as the main reason for taking the course and most admitted their parents did not know what they were studying.

Another student admitted: "I am really worried my parents will see the score report when it is mailed home. I won?t know what to say if I get a high score

"However if I fail the course, I can speak to my parents and suggest that maybe I should watch more porn."

PISCES (The Partner for Life)
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but In a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

VIRGO (The One that Waits)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. CUTE. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SCORPIO (The Addict)
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future.. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring.. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LIBRA (The Lame One)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you wanna mess with... You might end up crying ... 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

ARIES (The Liar)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud.. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

AQUARIUS (Does It In The Water)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward

GEMINI  (Irresistible)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in the you know where ... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LEO (The Lion)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CANCER (The Cutie)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

PISCES (The Partner for Life)
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but In a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CAPRICO RN   (The Passionate Lover)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy.. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

TAURUS (The Tramp)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SAGITTARIUS (The Promiscuous One)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with, you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Its one of those chainmails, but i seem pretty interested in this one~ so Bleagh~

2009-03-08T12:35:00.002+08:00

Prepared for War? I think not, no one is.

Here'a another one, Thanks to Simranjeet for telling me.

Ipod got wet inside girlfriend's vagina. Will it ever work again?

My girlfriend and I recently got pulled over by the police and we had some herb on us and all we could think of at the time was to shove it in her vagina. The weed was in a small makeup bag with my ipod nano and we didn't have much time so we just slammed it up into her. Saved us a trip to the slammer but the ipod got all wet and slimy in there and now it won't turn on. Is there a way to fix it?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker

Wow, how did she manage to get that in there?

Week 3

2009-02-08T22:19:00.001+08:00

Well, as you can see, this week's theme, is GAYNESS!!

Alright, this week is pretty disgusting, even for me, because of the last pic. But, the woman on the 2nd pic is pretty hot. So, meh~

More delicious posters next week, look forward to it!

2009-02-01T21:03:00.003+08:00

Thanks folks, the long awaited SUNDAY see you next week

2009-02-01T21:03:00.000+08:00

(De) motivational Posters Week 1

2009-01-29T22:37:00.002+08:00

For more, stay tuned next week, probably this sunday tho...

2009-01-21T15:15:00.006+08:00

Right, I haven't been posting these few days lately <- (people who says this are usually people who are gonna quit blogging. But don't worry; I'll stay as crazy as the world still seem fit.) well, like anyone would care if i'd stop blogging or not...

I've contracted some virus called Rotavirus.

These are the symptoms: Headache, Slight Fever, Constant Vomiting & Constant Diarrhoea.

Pretty sick stuff if you ask me. I think i started puking on Monday noon, Guofeng can be the witness for this.

Then when I reached home, I practically puked my guts out! Water, rice, chicken, not to mention that stench of curry... Bleagh.

Right so i went and find out what the hell happened to me, and I found a page on yahoo, about a guy that has the same symptoms as i did.

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This was the question:

Constant vomiting, diarrhea, headache, what the heck do i have?

This was the description:

So I went home. As soon as I got home I felt another bubbling in my stomach. So I sat on the toilet and had the weirdest diarrhoea ever. It was only liquid, no chunks, and it was like I was peeing out my butt.

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And this was the ‘Best answer’:

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Viral infection of your stomach, aka viral gastroenteritis, caused probably by norovirus or rotavirus. It causes diarrhoea and vomiting. very common, should be self-limiting and will resolve in 2-3 days. take good care of your hand hygiene when you go to the toilet as it is transmitted from poo -> hand -> food -> mouth
quite infectious so take care when handling with food or dealing with other people
the key is to keep hydrated by drinking enough fluids to cope with the loss via diarrhoea and vomiting. Isotonic or sport drinks would be good but plain water should be okay. There is no antibiotic or antivirals that would be effective for viral gastroenteritis

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So... uh what? Poo? I touched shit before eating? Heck no, I don’t remember touching anyone’s shit?! Like hell I Touched shit, I won’t even fucking touch my own shit what makes you think I’ll touch any other kinda shit!?

Then, I looked it up at wiki:

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Rotavirus is transmitted by the faecal-oral route. It infects cells that line the small intestine and produces an enterotoxin, which induces gastroenteritis, leading to severe diarrhoea and sometimes death through dehydration.

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Wow... death... poor guy...

WTF?! DEATH?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE HELL I’M GONNA DIE!

Alright lets continue....

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almost 60,000 hospitalisations, and around 37 deaths each year.

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Dude, talk about scary.

Right, while we’re at it, try not to get so depressed over this kind of small stuff. There are a whole lotta others that are more miserable.

^Actually, this one wins ^

V This one is the one much more missarable... eh? V

The Male Brain

2009-01-13T22:31:00.002+08:00

Just in case, I don't wanna be called a sexist, discriminating females. This one's for the guys... I meant... About the guys.

If I was a prof. I would say: This is the reason your husband hate you so much, you didn't give him enough loving.

More Einstein Quotes.

2009-01-11T00:01:00.003+08:00

More quotes. By Einstein

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.

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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

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Any fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction.

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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

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Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

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Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

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I am a deeply religious nonbeliever - this is a somewhat new kind of religion.

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I am not only a pacifist but a militant pacifist. I am willing to fight for peace. Nothing will end war unless the people themselves refuse to go to war.

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If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

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If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.

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Imagination is more important than knowledge.

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Information is not knowledge.

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Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent problems.

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The only source of knowledge is experience.

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The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

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The Female Equation

2009-01-09T19:57:00.001+08:00

I'm gonna get hated again. And know this. I DONT CARE!

Quotes... again.

2009-01-04T17:30:00.005+08:00

The previous one was about warfare... this one well, i find them pretty humorous and interesting, dont know bout you guys... well. at least for those i know who visits my blog...

probably Edwin and Hpone... and Zhansoon rarely visits aniways.

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
-- Demetri Martin

Albert Einstein Quotes

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.

If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.

Men Quotes (actually, it's quotes about men - so the quotes generally came from a female)

All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.

I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. 'Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.' What am I, a microwave?

Women Quotes

All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.

A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

Sex Quotes

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.

Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds. (WIN)

What's the most popular pastime in America? Auto-erotic-ism, hands down.

Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.

Friendship quotes

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend.

Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.

Thats for now folks

Cheers~

2009-01-02T18:59:00.002+08:00

Well, people keep saying; learn chinese, its good for your future since China is doing major trading now. well, we'll see about that. WE, well, at least me, want them to learn some english before people starts to wag thair tongue not knowing anything.

Satan Santa

2008-12-26T18:32:00.002+08:00

I'm posting this after christmas, only because I dont want to ruin little children's image of Santa.

He was evil, we all know it, for those who don't.

Bad kids beware, if he says he's gonna do 'it'

He meant every single word he said.

If condoms had sponsors

2008-12-25T16:36:00.001+08:00

I personally liked KFC tho, 'finger lickin' good'

Typing lessons

2008-12-17T02:10:00.004+08:00

I gotta delete this post for some reason.. lol

2008-12-02T20:28:00.001+08:00

Dont die young.

Never a mother's wish was to see their child on a death bed.

Pisces

2008-11-30T15:14:00.004+08:00

Mythology (From Wiki)

See also: Pisces (constellation)#Mythology

One of the most popular stories regarding the mythological origin of Pisces is the story of Aphrodite and Eros. The story involves Aphrodite and her son Eros escaping from the terrible monster Typhon by turning themselves into fish and hiding underwater until it was safe to come back to the surface. As fish, they tied their tails together with a cord so that they wouldn't lose one another while swimming in the darkness of the deep water. Upon hearing their tale, Zeus rewarded the pair by placing them among the stars as the constellation of Pisces. ^[3]

As a constellation, Pisces has been almost universally associated with female deities.

malleable / impressionable

gentle

good natured / easygoing

likeable / kind

compassionate / sympathetic

sensitive

dreamy / impractical

instinctive / intuitive

imaginative / artistically able

versatile

gullible / naive / easily led

spiritual

escapist

selfless

Pisces has been almost universally associated with female deities.

So... why am I so unlucky with girls? Well female deities are another story, but I don't mind getting a goddess for a partner~

Attribute
Likes	Feeling appreciated, feeling loved, freedom, stability, mystical settings/enchantment, dreaming, having their input valued, being unique
Dislikes	Feeling vulnerable, having no goals to move toward, feeling invalidated, being criticized, illiteracy, noisy scenes and displays, having no sense of structure
Ideal careers	caring for the needy as in the fields of medicine or veterinary medicine ^[4] • anything related to the sea ^[4] • acting ^[4] • psychics or mystics ^[4] • religion ^[4] • cooking ^[4] • pharmacist

By far these are so friggin true,

Dislikes	Feeling vulnerable, having no goals to move toward, feeling invalidated, being criticized, illiteracy, noisy scenes and displays, having no sense of structure

Edwin, Hpone and Jiaxi should know why.

Ideal careers	caring for the needy as in the fields of medicine or veterinary medicine ^[4] • anything related to the sea ^[4] • acting(For me, Music) ^[4] • psychics or mystics ^[4] • religion ^[4] • cooking ^[4] • pharmacist

I used to doubt i was a Pisces... but, maybe I am one...

Oh, if I'm Pisces, and loves seafood, doesn't that kinda... makes me a cannibal?

The Chinese equivalent is thought to be the gentle, diplomatic Rabbit, whose lunar month is 6 March - 4 April.^[14]

So... if I were born in the year of rabbit, I'd be a perfect Pisces... huh?

2008-11-28T19:41:00.002+08:00

I dont know why i'm posting this... Well lets just say i've been reading novels.

A Question and an Answer

Cause and Effect

Hope and Dispair

Past and Future

Grief and Pitty

Dissapointment and Sympathy.

Adultery.

2008-11-27T13:00:00.004+08:00

Hoidays make people strange, and it makes strange people even stranger, and more strange. You guys would think so, cuz what I'm gonna say next its completely~... yeah... strange.

I THINK SOME CASES OF ADULTERY IS FINE!

Well, its the holidays, i'm doing some pretty stupid stuff every now and then, Playing games most of the time, stocking up on manga, downloading (guys, don't deny it) porn, games, and all sort of neat stuff.

Then among this I stumbled upon a Novel. well, since it was pretty well like in the forums i'm visiting, I began reading it myself.

I'm no good at typing essays, so i'll try to portray why i think some cases of aldultery is is fine...

Imagine... There was this girl you love, like you liked her since forever. And when you finnaly got the courage to tell her your feelings, she kisses you, and leaves you hanging without giving an answer. A few days later you realises that she already has a fiance.

(Just cutting the long story short), When you grew up, you were working in the same place as that girl you liked, but the only thing now is, she's married.

*Scenes here* *Scenes there* *loads of events goin on*

She then told you that she was actually happy that you confessed your feelings to her, and infact still in harbours feelings for you. (In this case the guy was too still in love with her.)

And for her case, she wasn't doing too well with her husband, you decided to use this moment, again to confess your feeling for her. She didn't reply, again but -> (Sex Scene~ God damned they described it with so much detail).

*Lots of events* (This is the adultery part, so go figure~)

At your work place, feeling un eased with only physical relations, you told her the third time how you felt about her and made clear that you not only want her body, but also her feelings.

She said she loves you, but being married, she also still cares bout her husband. (I think there was a time when she said there's no more love in their relationship, but the author apparently forgot i think.)

That night, she told you her husband was on a business trip, and won’t be back for the night, so you decided to take her out on a date. – To be continued, okay, I suck at describing a story.

2008-11-24T21:50:00.000+08:00

I think i'll start colecting fullmetal alchemist manga...

2008-11-21T11:09:00.001+08:00

Thank you

If you feel disgusted now,

GOOD-BYE!!

On a side note, yeah this pretty much amaze me.

Source:

http://www.atalude.net/archives/2008/11/14/less-is-more-more-or-less/#comments

and

generation otaku

Call of Duty 4 quotes

2008-11-20T14:18:00.002+08:00

I've recently played COD4, and i found some pretty neat quotes.

"Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind."
-John F. Kennedy

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
-Infantry Journal

"Aim towards the Enemy."
-Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle!"
-General John J. Pershing

"War is delightful to those who have not yet experienced it."
-Erasmus

"Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are for
finishing it."
-Will Rogers

"Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die."
-Herbert Hoover

"Freedom is not free, but the U.S. Marine Corps will pay most of your share."
-Ned Dolan

"Five second fuses only last three seconds."
-Infantry Journal

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."
-Infantry Journal

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
-U.S. Army Training Notice

"There are only two kinds of people that understand Marines: Marines and the
enemy. Everyone else has a second-hand opinion."
-General William Thornson

"The more marines I have around, the better I like it."
-General Clark, U.S. Army

"Heroes may not be braver than anyone else. They're just brave five minutes
longer."
-Ronald Reagan

"Some people live an entire lifetime and wonder if they have ever made a
difference in the world, but the Marines don't have that problem."
-Ronald Reagan

"If at first you don't succeed, call an air strike."
-Unknown

"Tracers work both ways."
-U.S. Army Ordinance

"You cant say civilization dont advance - for in every war, they kill you in a
new way."
-Will Rogers

"Anyone, who truly wants to go to war, has truly never been there before!"
-Larry Reeves

"Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants it back has
no brain."
-Vladimir Putin (I lol'ed at this one)

"Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very, accurate. The bombs are guaranteed
to always hit the ground."
-USAF Ammo Troop

"If a man has done his best, what else is there?"
-General George S. Patton

"Every tyrant who has lived has believed in freedom - for himself."
-Elbert Hubbard

There were a total of 80 quotes, but yeah, these are the ones that caught me attention. for others go to

http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/file/939217/50716

Matrix

2008-11-11T20:58:00.002+08:00

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

what happens when matrix goes windows

2008-11-09T22:41:00.003+08:00

I was just thinking, this is boring shit, no i mean seriously

We live in a fucking boring world.

We need more supernaturals in this world, yes, i'm talking about unexplained homocide cases, mass suicide, aliens, espers, gods descending down to earth.

This life we live on, its boring.

putting the impossible aside, we need adventures, like the time where pirates ruled the sea, exploring unknown lands, the bizzare in the bermuda triangle.

i wanna do that, to live, travel the world.

-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-

I think i saw this somewhere before or hear about it...

'The world is constantly at war, in previous times, it was warlords againts warlords, then armaies againts armies, evil againts justice.

Even now we have war, in this time of calm and peace, Criminals againts police, politicians and business man fighting for their own business rights.'

I dont know, people nowadays just say 'peace here and there' heck

I ranted alot of giberish.

Weird stuff.

2008-11-09T00:27:00.002+08:00

I know I haven't been posting for a long time here are some weird stuff.

Then next up is a weird phrase

"8th graders boys are born only to mastrubate"

8th grader = 14 years old. I think.

And the last one is well, its from a japanese anime, but, with different dubbing. I dont know if you guys would understand tho, its from the anime 'Clannad'

Funny Stuff and Demotivational posters

2008-10-29T02:18:00.004+08:00

If you didn't get this one, you're screwed

Source A

Source B

Mr Low : Time waits for no man, you cannot have too much time doing anything

Source B is unreliable as Source A Contradicts What Source B has depicted

Grow Up, Please.

2008-10-21T22:12:00.004+08:00

You think my blog's adult, after looking at my blog you guys are scared of me because I'm a

FARKING PERVERT?

Fuck hell...

Like he said,

C'mon, people! Grow Up, Please!

We're all in the Fucking Age where adult stuff shouldn't get us agitated...

2008-10-10T22:56:00.001+08:00

Are you good at playing games like Halo, Counter Strike, Star Craft, Tekken, etc?

After a study of 200 Dutch men, scientists found that those with a premature ejaculation problem all had a version of a gene that controls the release of serotonin. And, unfortunately for all of you awesome Call of Duty players out there, those affected seem to "have very quick reflexes. They may be excellent at playing tennis or computer games, for example." Oh, cruel fate!

Well, at least now you have an excuse, both for your lousy performance in the sack and your awesome performance on Xbox Live. The only problem is that now you can expect a whole new barrage of insults coming over your headset every time you take down an opponent.

So what's this mean for you in the long run, my prematurely ejaculating, headshotting friend? Maybe a drug that'll let you last longer without buying those condoms with numbing juice in the tip. However, if you had the option of taking a pill that would make you a stallion in the sack but make you suck at video games, would you do it? Talk about your tough decisions.

Now all the lausy gamers out there, we have a reason to smile even after loosing eh?

2008-10-06T18:41:00.004+08:00

gotta love this.

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/7428/madaramefc6.gif

See the full image for animations. wait for it, its loading.

2008-10-05T20:29:00.002+08:00

Hmm wow, i actually mde something japanese to cook today, especially well done. Example pic

Not one i made, well, mine is opposite of this picture, the inside is pretty well done, all swirly round and round...

But the outer cover is pretty messed up...

Reason being, i dont know what the hell is 'stock' they said use dashi... what the hell is that? heh whatever, i made this.

Looking at how the inside swirls round and round, I'm pretty much hesitant to eat it... Cuz its my first time trying to make a tamagoyaki (thank fully well done, and i'm sure i can make another one...) and... i need to buy more eggs before i can make another one...

Police Line of Work

2008-10-02T21:36:00.002+08:00

Police shit.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

Police Quotes:

"Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO."

"Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

"So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

"Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

Civilian Friends and Police Friends

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
POLICE FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you in jail saying, 'Darn...we screwed up...but man, that was fun!'

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that 's what the crowd is doing.
POLICE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you behind.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
POLICE FRIENDS: Will knock them out for using your name in vain.

2008-09-29T20:12:00.003+08:00

Girls would probably find this a piss off, or think i'm strange.

But i'd still want to share some stuff, news, that i tought would find guys with dates interesting.

Girls, if you still want to treat me as your friend, i suggest you don't read this.

Okay, Havent received any interesting news these days, so cant be helped, this is the only one that poped up.

3. Okay i counted to 3, and you're still on this page. let the news begin

Four 24-year-old women were chatting up my 30-something friend Matt last week in a bar when the topic of male pubic hair came up. Turns out all four of the ladies prefered guys who are completely hairless down there. Matt's exact words: "They didn't even want a picket fence around the flag pole—they wanted bald!"

The girls didn't care if a guy waxed or shaved, they just wanted his below-the-belt pelt to be MIA. I checked out a few online surveys and gleaned that about one in five women feel the same way. I'm not one of them (neatly trimmed is more my style), but it goes to prove something very important: Women are way kinkier than you think

Guys frequently ask me how they can persuade their girl friends or wives to be spanked or turned on with toys. The answer, most of the time, is to just quit dithering and do it already! Bring handcuffs into the bedroom and, chances are, she'll offer you her wrists.

Human Evolution

2008-09-20T21:25:00.003+08:00

I'm sorry if it'd offended Africans... But... how the hell did Korea ended up like that?

If given the chance, I want to look like this.

(MGS 3 Snake eater, Jack, Big Boss, Naked Snake)

2008-09-18T22:44:00.001+08:00

Spelling bee.

2008-09-16T21:10:00.000+08:00

This is how a real spelling bee should be like.

Boys Like Girls - Great Escape

2008-09-16T20:44:00.002+08:00

Throw it away, (My bread)
Forget yesterday,
We'll make a great escape.

Won't hear a word they say,
They don't know us anyway.

Watch it burn,
Let it die,
Cuz we are finally free. Tonight.

All of the wasted times, the
Hours that we left behind, the
Answers that, we'll never find
They don't mean a thing. Tonight.

Lol one of my favs in acoustic.

Shaun, i dont care if you think its gay.lol
For BLG, I love thunder and great escape.

2008-09-14T21:59:00.001+08:00

My bread will expire in 16 Sep...

2008-09-13T21:44:00.001+08:00

I WANNA PLAY MGS 4!!! BUT I DONT FUCKING HAVE A PS3

some new reasons to play Metal Gear Solid

2008-09-12T20:57:00.002+08:00

Satan and Jesus.

If life was a wrestling match, i was thinking it would be like.

Satan Controls RAW! and Jesus Smackdown!

I thought their conversation was like this.

Jesus: Eh Sat, you know we got loads of guys trying to be our underlings?

Satan: Yeah, Sorta why?

Jesus: Well, I was thinking, won't it be crowded if they all were to be in the same place altogether?

Satan: Now that you mention it yeah.

Jesus: Here's the plan bud, the good guys come my side, and the dirty guys to you. how does that sound?

Satan: Hey! how come i always play the villain, let me be the hero for once will ya? Eversince childhood Jesus, you never let me be the good guy.

Jesus: Lol. how would they believe, a guy living in eternal flames, with horns and an uggly goatee actually the good guy?

Satan: ... you hit the nail in the head man. I'll never win in words.

Jesus: Alright satan take care of them guys ye hear? I love you, lets meet up for tea some other time!

Satan: *waves* *flying kisses*

Music Recomended

2008-09-11T22:43:00.004+08:00

Actualy, more like... music i play heh.

Sweet Child o Mine, Stairway to Heaven (Scary), Enter Sandman, The Kill, Otherworld... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I'm not Shaun, i wont post music i've been fuckin with here heh.

Lol okay let me review this blog to new visitors, I Seldom post about me or my own life here, except some stuff about music I play, or some extremely rare scene / stuff that usually won't occur in a few lifetimes.

I Post about news here, well, most of the news i post are bout' health, and how we keep fit, the pervert w... ... i meant... the easy way.

But yeah some of them are bout animes, or occasionally music, bout bands and stuff.

Trivia:

Did you know mettalica Sucked at guitar hero (not saying I'm good at it or nothing~)

Cold play says they are a 'rock' / 'alternative' band, but wiki said that they are actually pretty feminist.

Harem, means that there's this one guy, usually well liked (in a romantic manner) by usually 2 to 7 bishoujous (Beautiful young lady). I've been reading this manga, about a child prodigy, a 10 year old super teacher, well, has 30 female students, and more than 10 of them develloped feelings for him? (heh, and i haven't even said the minor charactor yet.)

Hentai = pervert, not anime porn
Ecchi = Sexy / Perverted, and not hentai (literally, in then net, Ecchi, is not hentai, but yeah in manga / anime they are used the same way)

God, don't exist, prove? Heroes dies first, good people die faster than bad people.

VS.

God, Exist. Prove? Yet to be known. most miracles and incident is just pure luck. Satan Exist, prove? people die, people worship him. oh on a side note, Watch South Park

VS.

Satan does not exist, prove? ???

HAPPY YET? SHAUN? I POSTED!
BE GLAD YOUR NAME'S HERE!

2008-09-06T21:48:00.000+08:00

He is a cop, and he speaks American, he's the retarded policeman!

2008-09-02T23:48:00.003+08:00

Lol yeah we are sick, that's the sole reason why we are healthy?

Remember this article?

2008-09-02T22:56:00.002+08:00

Thanks to Jane's blog for telling us go to yahoo and search up interesting facts, I found some stuff that we all have in our daily lives. (maybe not)

Insects in your Chocolate

Did you know that the average chocolate bar in the U.S. contains at least 8 pieces of an insect in it? Harvesting of the cacao beans occurs in the tropical countries of South America with low sanitation levels. Cacao tree beans are cut and piled in the farmer's field where they ferment for 6 days. During this process, children and adults walk over the piles; insects, rodents, small animals and other living things that make their nests in the piles. Actually the The U. S. Department of Health publishes a book entitled "The Food Defect Action Levels" in which they list unavoidable defects in food (insect, rodents etc.) all allowed by FDA.

Albert Einstein Facts

Einstein declined the presidency of the state of Israel when it was offered to him in 1952 by state leaders. The element einsteinium, discovered in 1952, was named in honor of Albert Einstein. Picture of Einstein sticking his tongue was taken on his 72nd birthday by annoying press photographer Arthur Sasse. Albert loved the photo so much that he cut his image out and send it to all his friends.

Donkey Plus Horse Equals?

When a female horse and a male donkey mate, the offspring is called a mule, but when a male horse and a female donkey mate, the offspring is called a hinny. When a male zebra and a female donkey mate the offspring is called a ‘zedonk’ or ‘zebrass’. All of these resulting offspring are sterile (can't have babies).

What Is Yahoo!?

Yahoo the complex internet organism has complicated name. Word "Yahoo" is shortcut for "Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle". It was coined by PhD candidates at Stanford University: David Filo and Jerry Yang.

Hawaiian Alphabet

The Hawaiian Alphabet only contains 12 letters: a, e, i, o, u, h, k, l, m, n, p and w. Every word ends with a vowel. A glottal stop is also used, called an 'okina (meaning cutting, 'oki meaning cut and na meaning -ing). It used to be called an 'u'ina (meaning snap).

The Pyramids Were White

The stereotypical vision of the Egyptian Pyramids are large mountain like brown piles of stone uprooting from the desert having a rough contour. Though when first constructed around 2500 BC. The pyramids were paper white and as smooth as glass, toping the pyramid was a golden capstone that gleamed in the desert sun. It was an amazing spectacle. The pyramids somewhat stayed in this state until the Arab invasion of Egypt around AD 500. The Arab invaders stripped the pyramid of it's smooth limestone and built a huge section of Cairo. Many of the Mosques and Palaces of Cairo consist of the Ancient stones of the pyramids. Quite sad actually.

Bachelors Leading 1 Billion

India which is one of the densely populated country had a bachelor (a man who has never been married) prime minister, president and defense minister in 2000. For 4-5 years when Atal Bihari Vajpayee was the prime minister. Coincidence? India is the second country in the world after China to cross the one billion mark. India's population rose by 21.34 % between 1991 - 2001.

Number Thirteen Facts

The fear of number 13 is called triskaidekaphobia and it was derived from treiskaideka, the Greek word for thirteen and phobia. There were thirteen people at Christ's Last Supper before his captivity, it is recorder that Christ was crucified on Friday. Routine mission to the moon goes drastically wrong on Apollo 13. Some hotels skip number thirteen when numbering rooms. In Formula 1, there is no car with the number 13.
(another reason why i say we are living in the world of Christ, Christ made this world, jesus, god, they are there)

Testis Or Testify

The word "testis" cames from the Latin meaning to bear witness. In ancient Rome, only men could bear witness or testify in a public forum. In order to show importance to their testimony, they would hold their testicles as they spoke, and an oath was declared while holding another's testicles.

2008-09-02T18:09:00.004+08:00

I've been wandering, anyone watched [2 girls 1 cup] yet?

I'd thought it'd be interesting, seeing all the reactions and warnings from all over the net.

Next time an authority (or anyone) asks you, 'Do you know who the fuck am I?!'

This is how you reply : "HEY!, I know you, You're that dude from 2 girls 1 cup!"

2008-08-30T21:36:00.000+08:00

Fuck, my guitar was fukin soft, but if you listen closely, the guitar was there.

If you listened closely for face down, you can hear my pick sliding

2008-08-29T21:10:00.003+08:00

now that i really think it trough... If i hadn't met Jared or Steven, will i still be getting into music as much? Some how I think I'm getting the hang of it. heh.

Lol Today was Awesome, gotta say our performance beats usual school bands trying to perform their own covers.

Well, we're still far a way from going 'pro' at this moment, cuz yeah, like most feed backs,

'Drums were too loud'
'Singer was sometimes out of tune'
'Singer screams too much'
'2nd Singer didn't sing loud enough'
'Francis' guitar was too soft'

but in the end.

'That was a Great performance dude!' 'Thumbs up'

I'm still far way from being a pro lead guitarist too, and somehow loads of thanks to Jared to influence me with loads of music, Steven for being my first Role model for playing teh guitar.
Teacher's who also supported our band, Mrs Tay and Band for being able to lend us the drum sets.

Shaun and guys for allowing me to perform with them (tho i didn't make much an impact) i still got my first live lol.

Somehow thank all the people of the world who influenced me to music, now, getting guitar lessons till grade 5 then i wanna take piano lessons, chords are just fine

Meaning

2008-08-24T02:26:00.002+08:00

Tear jerking seriously, one of the most serious post i made by far.

Don't ever commit suicide, like the old geezer said, you're not supposed to get buried by your parents, you are supposed to bury them.

'The last thing he told me was: I have a fine time with grandma mum, and I see you on Monday. And I'll be waiting for Monday for the rest of my life' - last words, do you really wanna say them?

2008-08-23T20:35:00.001+08:00

Ever get any phone call from telemarketers? Well, this is how ye counter them.

Naruto shits. No offence, but found this interesting,

2008-08-21T22:38:00.003+08:00

ROFL, look at what being a naruto fan got you into, being just a fan is enough to wind you up in jail.

I'm not insulting naruto and all, but long fillers are just the worst kind of thing you want to be in.

On a side note, i do hate Naruto, I don't hate the fans, I hate the anime lol, well, mostly because their storyline sucks, filler madness(just like bleach, but bleach fever is already dying, yes, cuz their fillers are hell lot boring than naruto now).

this kind of thing leads to unnesscacry attraction, please naruto fanboys, keep you love for it within yourself.

2008-08-14T17:01:00.003+08:00

And to add to my perversion topic, and to sum up.

Looking at woman's breast, is healthy for guys.

Masturbation (Both sexes) help decrease the chance of getting some weird cancer

LAST, 92 percent of men and 62 percent of women reported that they had masturbated.
don't be shy okay?
so if you are not in that 92percent for guys, and not in the 62 percent for girls, you guys might try reconsidering.

Don't be shy talking bout sex to the opposite / equal gender:
talking about sex can also be awkward, so shyness, as you mentioned in your question, may be another, though lesser, factor. It doesn't have to be this way. Masturbation is a healthy and natural part of sexuality. It enables people to learn about their own bodies and genitals as well as to recognize and develop their sexual responses or orgasms. It also helps to foster communication in intimate relationships by making it easier for partners to identify and express what feels good physically and sexually for them and to each other. Candid discussions about sexuality and sexual pleasure can help free women (and men) from the historically negative influences that have bound and prevented some women (and some men) from discovering, exploring, and enjoying their sexual selves. These conversations can make it easier to break the taboos and myths about masturbatio

2008-08-14T16:54:00.001+08:00

Cool, i got some news to share, from yahoo, Via Generation Otaku

The case was posted in Ask Yahoo: A happily married dude discovers that his wife was previously a porn star. He made the discovery when he noticed his wife in an adult DVD that his friend owns.

Source and translation is from Sankaku Complex.

“There are children (it was a shotgun marriage), and I think I can pretend I don’t know. I wasn’t really sure it was her, but there is a mole that checks out, you see. I think I should check the identity out, but I’m scared to do so. Do you think I should try asking her friends?”

As expected a very decent answer was chosen by the asker:

“To a greater or lesser extent, there is nobody who doesn’t have this kind of fault or indiscretion in their past. I think the most important thing is how we use that past experience in how we live our lives from here on.”

“If you really must check, then it would absolutely be best to ask her directly. Asking her friends, why it’s almost as though you don’t trust her.”

“But, if you really do love your wife, I think if you kept quiet about the fact you knew, in spite of knowing, that would make you a very manly, splendid husband to her.”

These this kind of stuff cannot escape the creative minds of our friends in 2ch and they also offered their own set of advise:

“When your kids are grown up, watch it with them. Tell ‘em: ‘Look, ain’t mom pretty’”.

“If she did any scat, she’s out”.

“Reading the selected answer just makes me want to puke”.

“Unforgivable, absolutely unforgivable”.

“Usually you divorce. Seriously”.

“That’s all the more hot!”

“If it’s true then she’s just second hand goods”.

“How the hell can he trust her now, just split up already!”

“What’s wrong with her, thinking she can just marry as if nothing happened…”

“If she just kept quiet about it and married him then she’s the worst kind of woman, eh?”

“Well, I might be able to let a spot of delivery health pass, but AV is a bit much. It’s on the net after all…”

“What a little man. Who cares about her past…”

“Anyway, tell us the name of the damn video already!”

“My girlfriend performs in eroge, but I don’t say anything and I love her”.

“If there weren’t any kids it’d be an insta-divorce”.

“Why on earth did such a pompous and high and mighty answer get selected as best…”

“Are they really your kids?”

“This guy’s definitely being cheated on, eh?”

“If it was a shotgun marriage just to cover up for getting her pregnant, then he’s reaping what he’s sown.”

“With so many upright women in the world, the first thing he should do is get rid of this wretched one”.

“Husband: You’ve been in an AV then?

Wife: Eh? What are you talking about?

Husband: Here, look at this.

Wife: … Wow, look at that, amazing, she looks just like me”.

Husband: And this mole is?

Wife: … What? There’s a problem with having been in an AV? I don’t get you at all!”

“2D is the best after all”. -- WIN!

“I’m interested in what the reaction would be if she were to come in on you whilst you were masturbating to the DVD…”

“First, get the DVD signed”.

“If this were an ero-manga she’d be chasing after her son’s friends for sex…”

Some beautifully answered question.~

Rings

2008-08-04T01:28:00.002+08:00

Ever wandered what each fingers actually means on each finger? I've been researching (cuz i got myself some collector's rings, and wanted to know the meaning of each finger. here's some predicament.

Thumb

The thumb is a phallic digit. It represents judgment and power. It is aligned with the planet Venus.

Index Finger

The index finger, or pointer finger, controls speech. It is the finger of teachers and clears the way through nonsense. It is aligned with Jupiter.

Middle Finger

The middle finger symbolizes self-assurance and sexual desire. It is aligned with Saturn.

Ring Finger

The ring finger symbolizes love. It was once believed that a vein started in the ring finger and went straight to the heart. It is aligned with Sol, the sun.

Little Finger

The little finger may seem like the weakest finger on the hand but it may very well be one of the most powerful fingers. The little finger is the oracular finger. It represents occult powers and is used in divination. It is aligned with Mercury.

Doughnut rings, yeah i know, I want a box full of em'...

Wearing a ring on your thumb represents your parents.
Wearing a ring on your pointer finger represents your siblings.
Wearing a ring on your center finger represents yourself.
Wearing a ring on your fourth finger represents your partner.
Wearing a ring on your pinky finger represents your children.

The Thumb: Willpower

Points to the self in a moment of personal pride, that closes over a fist when personally attacked. It is associated with the total self … the thumb represents the self…

A person who consistently keeps the thumb well separated from the rest of the fingers is a person who insists upon freedom of thought and action. This person values independence and the more prominently the thumbs are displayed, the more important is the sense of freedom at that moment.

The Index Finger: Authority

This is the finger that wags in disapproval, that gestures informed or stubborn expertise, that indicates silent direction and commands. It is associated with leadership and ambition. It is rather interesting to note those fashion seekers who wear rings on their index fingers.

The Middle Finger: Identity

This is the finger most often used in obscene gesturing when one wishes to express an offense to personal dignity. This seems to be the finger with the most strength and balance, rooted firmly in the center of the hand. It is associated with our role in life, practicality, and the regulation of the foundations and limits of self. This finger announces “I am” and governs the way we see ourselves, our potentials, and our limitations.

A ring on this finger can announce that the person is unsure of personal roles or a place in society.

The Ring Finger: Creativity

Associated with affections, optimism, and artistic appreciation…This finger governs the potential of the shared self - what a person creates for self and for others as well as the legacies left after passing on. Such creativity extends to physical creation as well as material and mental creation.

The ring finger on the left hand is the only one with a direct connection to the heart. It is therefore more than coincidence that this became the finger that we restrict with a band at the marriage ceremony. It is a self-imposed restriction of the subconscious desires to share the self with others. A wedding, friendship, or engagement ring announces that the person’s creative fantasies are limited to the donor of that ring.

The Little Finger: Relationships

This finger expresses man’s attitudes toward personal and sexual relationships. It is associated with rewards, both on a personal and materialistic level. A wide space would indicate freedom and independence of action in relationships with people and in all money-making endeavors. A more closed position would indicate that the person is less free with confidence, attentions, or speculations in finances. This finger indicates the person’s confidence in dealing with money - especially the ability to attract money through other people. The little finger also relates a person’s attitude about sexuality and relationships with the opposite sex.

To wear a ring on the little finger might announce an insecurity in relationships with people, perhaps even a sexual insecurity.

Boy and Girl

2008-08-02T13:25:00.002+08:00

What a Girl tells her Boy :
"Please do something about your room. I mean, come on!
Its filthy! You and me need a talk. Now.
Your stuff is all over the place. Even on the floor!
And if you absolutely refuse to tidy up right now,
You'll have no clothes to wear for the next week!"

What the Boy hears from his Girl:
"yak yak yak yak yak Come on!
blah blah blah You and me blah blah
nag nag nag nag nag On the floor!
blah blah blah blah Right now,
nag nag nag nag No clothes blah blah!

Boy complains Nurse molest him

2008-08-01T22:38:00.002+08:00

A female nurse (34 years old) got arrested for blackmailing a young man (17 years old) in joining her in a hotel and for molesting him. Apparently, the nurse befriended the young man online and wants to have a relationship with him. When the guy declined, she sent naked photos of herself and threatened to expose their relationship at his school. Because of the threat, the guy agreed for them to meet. The dude then asked for police assistance after some nagging from the said nurse.

Case 1. The guy is Seriously gay,
Case 2. or the Nurse is that damn an ugly fat bitch.

If it was case no 1, damn, that guy fails as a human male.
(Gen o~)

Wish List / Shopping List

2008-07-30T21:46:00.003+08:00

Some of my Want and Need list. I know you guys would probably not care but~ I'm just reminding myself.

Mp3 / I Pod (Both need and Want)
New Electric Guitar (Want)>
New Acoustic Guitar (Want)
Road Bike (Want)
BMX (Want)
Roller Blades (Want)
Headphones with large Input and Output Slots (Need)
New Amp (Need)[my current one sucks thats why]
Rucksack (Need)
Laptop Bag (Need)
Drum Set (Want)
Skateboards (Want)
Punching Bag (Want)

I'll update, cuz my shopping list seem to be way longer than this~

2008-07-26T10:56:00.003+08:00

This one for both Anime and Music.

Its kinda old, but dunno why am I so into it? (Guitar, Maybe~)

Kinda Country Much, There are some Rocks too. AND The singer's are Japanese, pretty good English i would say. Better than some of us I know.

one example of the rock ver~

2008-07-16T00:57:00.002+08:00

One thing I'll always respect Korea for: Ranarok Online

Now i know why Ragnarok gives off a different feeling from other games.

Its the music, The music makes you feel like you yourself are experiencing it.

For example, The 'Title' for Ragnarok (Second music on my page) gives off a feel that you are in a -Prelude-, a Calm before the storm

Second, 'Morroc Theme' (First) gives you a sense of being in a dessert'

And Give this a listen, a verry -modern village kinda feel-

Unlike, say, FlyFF, almost everywhere you go, its the same thing, just a different place.

Cabal Online - Revolution of Action my ASS, Its mediacore, I've seen better stuff, and the music is undoubtedly the worst, its just the same music with a change in the instruments.

Maple - really, those not playing with a-Cash would barely keep up with the game.

Granado Espada, Yes, good graphics, Music is well done, gameplay average with all those mixed in 3D, not many would stay attracted.

To avverage off, Music and Background setting are the keypoint of keeping a game well maintained, well, all that by far is only IMO, so~~~ Wth

2008-07-13T19:20:00.002+08:00

Had a date today, with a tourist.

Can't help but say I'm bein a good Samaritan because of her, doing things I'll barely do if i was alone.

Taking care of an old Canadian woman who injured her feet. Hearing her appreciation:
'Thank you for taking care of me, may god bless you in return.'
Sure warms up my heart, by far almost no one says that nowadays. God, I'm loving you again.

Then on the way back on the tram, gave up my seat to an Elderly too. well, gotta say, i admit that she said thanks, but its from the heart, it was real, from the bottom of the heart.

Wooh loved today.