The skin

was actually femine, with all the hearts and smilies. oh well, what ever, never mind.

Alright This one's gonna be the best!

Its been a long time since i've posted something that will give you goose bumps...

Here goes nothing!

Girls, They're awesome like this

Singapore Superhero!

Now we know.

Damn that.

The more I change my blogskin, the more simpler it gets. but who the heck cares. I dont even know if people visits my blog or not.

Here's picture of the day.

Obama's a pedobear... proven true ^^^^^^^^ look.

Where's the position of the kid's head, and how happy obama is.

Love mafia? follow these 10 commandments

No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.

Never look at the wives of friends.

Never be seen with cops.

Don't go to pubs and clubs.

Always being available for Cosa Nostra is a duty - even if your wife is about to give birth.

Appointments must absolutely be respected.

Wives must be treated with respect.

When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.

Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.

People who can't be part of Cosa Nostra: anyone who has a close relative in the police, anyone with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn't hold to moral values.

Changing names

	Change of Name Vide Deed Poll for a Child Below the Age of 21 Years - From 1 June 2007, to effect a change of name of a minor, ICA requires one parent to complete a form to declare that the minor’s other parent has also consented to the name change, in addition to producing the Deed Poll. If the other parent is uncontactable, the parent who has executed the Deed Poll must state this information on the Declaration Form accordingly.
	For Singapore Permanent Resident (Blue IC), please check with Immigration & Checkpoints Authority (ICA) and/or your national immigration authority on your change of name in Singapore Blue Identity Card and/or your foreign Passport before you apply for a change of name via our Deed Poll (Online or Offline) services.
	For National Servicemen (Active) holding Singapore Green Identity Card, please check with the relevant authority in Mindef on your proposed change of name if you are in doubt.
	Your Chosen New Name(s) may be rejected by ICA based on their current policies or regulations, and if in doubt, please verify with ICA directly. We are unable to advise you on your choice of name(s) as it is very personal to every individual.
	Deed Poll is only one of the ways to change the names in your Identity Card, and there are other methods [such as Baptism Certificate (for Baptism name) or Marriage Certificate (for Married Name) refer to our FAQs].
	Deed Poll is one of the documents relied on by ICA to enable you to change your name in your Identity Card (IC), and by itself does not automatically change your name in your IC. You will still have to apply to ICA with the Deed Poll to change your name in your IC and pay the relevant fee(s) charged by ICA. For more information, please visit ICA's website at http://www.ica.gov.sg.

What do you guys think? I liked 'Francis' but Calvin Winoto... Nahh

I was thinking Francis Fenriswolf. Sounds damn american

I know i wot be francis wong or francis wang or those chinese name shit. gahhh!!!

This will outrage you guys.

11 year old kid will graduate with honors from East Los Angeles Community College with a degree in Liberal Studies.

Moshe Kai Cavalin, 11-Year-Old, Graduates from East LA College.

Cavalin is a hard worker — and a skilled martial artist — but he's no time-waster. You won't even find him playing video games.

"I feel it's a waste of time playing video games because it's not helping humanity in any way," says Moshe, who wants to use his knowledge to change the world.

Change the world? my dear little Cavallin, games my dear boy CHANGES the world. Think about games like final fantasy, Metal gear solid. Without the game industry, tallents like hdeo kojima, or nobuo uematsu would never would be found. Count the number of unemployed without games!

Screw you dawg

Passer-By Pushes Suicidal man

A passer-by pushed a suicidal man heavily in debt off. Everyone lol-ed

Alright, I was joking. This is in China, a man who is heavily in debt was contemplating suicide on a bridge when another man walks up to him, shook his hand -- and pushed him off the bridge.

The suicidal jumper fell 8 feet onto a partially inflated air cushion. He suffered spinal and elbow injuries. The passer-by (LJS), on the other hand was taken away by the police. When asked why he did it, he said "I pushed him off because jumpers like Chen are very selfish. Their action violates a lot of public interest. They do not really dare to kill themselves. Instead, they just want to raise the relevant government authorities' attention to their appeals."

This is from Yahoo by the way/

OMG LJS, you almost killed a dude!...

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Fine, its Lai Jian Sheng... not lee....

Jao Xia

Jao Xia( Did i spell that correctly?) never sounded so good

Sungha

I'm so going acoustic

Fake or not you decide

Its still cool nonetheless

Messaging, 160 Words!?

Have you ever wandered why text messaging has always been restricted to 160 words per message?

According to LATIMES:

Germany,Friedhelm Hillebrand sat at his typewriter, tapping out random sentences and questions on a sheet of paper.

As he went along, Hillebrand counted the number of letters, numbers, punctuation marks and spaces on the page. Each blurb ran on for a line or two and nearly always clocked in under 160 characters.

That became Hillebrand's magic number -- and set the standard for one of today's most popular forms of digital communication: text messaging.

"This is perfectly sufficient," he recalled thinking during that epiphany of 1985, when he was 45 years old. "Perfectly sufficient."

So, Tis is why we alws gets msgs like ths

Or ppl gibing kyut msgs 2 u lke ds! <3

KAYAAAA I LURB EUUUUUUU!!! WTF

Meanings

A : You like to drink.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : One in a million.
E : Unbelievably great in bed.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You are Quirky.
I : Great In Bed.
J : People Adore you.
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
M : Best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Awesome kisser.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R: Unbelievably great in bed.
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : Best boy/girlfriend any one can ask for.
Z : You really like to chill

Right

F - You are dead sexy.

R - Unbelievably great in bed.

A - You like to drink.

N - You like to drink.

C - You are really silly.

I - Great In Bed.

S -  Easy to fall in love with.

C - You are really silly.

A - You like to drink.

L - Unbelievably great in bed.

V - You are not judgemental.

I - Great In Bed.

N - You like to drink.

Well I Could Expand them somemore...

W - You are very broad minded.

I - Great In Bed.

N - You like to drink.

O - Awesome kisser.

T - You're loyal to those you love.

O - Awesome kisser.

And even more...

W - You are very broad minded.

A - You like to drink.

N - You like to drink.

G - You never let people tell you what to do.

J - People Adore you.

I - Great In Bed.

A - You like to drink.

W - You are very broad minded.

E - Unbelievably great in bed.

N - You like to drink.

Lets sum them up....

[ FRANCIS CALVIN only]

Dead sexy - 1

Good in Bed - 4

Likes to Drink - 4

Really Silly - 2

Easy to fall in love - 1

Not Judgemental - 1

If i add up WINOTO and WJW...

I'll be unbelievably Awsome in bed, and really love Drinking...

Time for a Surprise people!

Ok, i think the vocals are off, I think i sound way different from the way i sound last year...

I BEAT myself

Y'know? these girls may be siliconized and all...

But, hey~ real guys should know how I feel

I Love KOREA!!

This is one case (for guys) So many choices, so little time...

My dream of having a harem lifestyle just got re-lit...

Prices

After a long time, i feel like posting again so yeah, Cheers~

This one's a lil' racist

Trust

Something interesting...

DOUBT (To suspect; fear.)

• People should be DOUBTED
  
• Many misunderstand this concept of DOUBT
• DOUBTING people is simply a part of trying to get to know them better.

TRUST (To place in the care of another; entrust.)

• A noble act of relying on someone
• TRUSTING someone also means: Giving up trying to undertand others

APATHY (Lack of interest or concern, especially regarding matters of general importance or appeal; indifference.)

• Countless people fail to realise that APATHY is a far more devastating act than DOUBTING others
• People with APATHY tend to avoid to picture the pain they are inflicting to others.
• The true EVIL is being APATHETIC towards other people

ANYWAYS!!!

I got this off from a manga. Its called ' LIAR GAME' Its really pyschological.

Your favourite stars

EXPOSED

I'm gonna get hated again so~

Beautiful korean actress

I've been watching monthy python again, loved 'em

University opens porn course

A university in Taiwan has opened a course to teach students how to appreciate and analyse porn movies.

The Mass Communication Department of Providence University opened the course this semester, reports United Daily News.

To pass the course, students must give a 15 minute presentation in which they analyse an audience's psychological reaction to a porn clip from an academic perspective.

One worried student, who did not wish to be named, commented: "If I get a very good score in this course, I don't know how I'll explain it to my parents."

When registering for the voluntary course, students signed a paper agreeing that if the scenes were too explicit, they could choose to leave the classroom

The teacher, assistant professor Miss Chen Mingmei, said no students had ever left her class but some would briefly cover their eyes during the stronger scenes.

More than 50 students registered for the course, and most of them confessed that they had watched porn videos before.

Curiosity was given as the main reason for taking the course and most admitted their parents did not know what they were studying.

Another student admitted: "I am really worried my parents will see the score report when it is mailed home. I won?t know what to say if I get a high score

"However if I fail the course, I can speak to my parents and suggest that maybe I should watch more porn."

PISCES  (The Partner for Life)
Caring and kind. Smart.  Center of attention.  High appeal.  Has the last word.  Good to find, hard to keep.  Fun to be around.  Extremely weird but In a good way.  Good Sense of Humor!!!  Thoughtful.  Always gets what he or she wants.  Loves to joke.  Very popular.  Silly, fun and sweet..  5 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 

VIRGO  (The One that Waits)  
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word.  Caring.  Smart.  Loud.  Loyal.  Easy to talk to.  Everything you ever wanted.  Easy to please.  The one and only. CUTE. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 
 
SCORPIO  (The Addict)
EXTREMELY adorable.  Intelligent Loves to joke.  Very Good sense of humor.  Energetic.  Predict future..  GREAT kisser.  Always get what they want.  Attractive.  Easy going.  Loves being in long relationships.  Talkative.  Romantic.  Caring..  4 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 
 
LIBRA  (The Lame One)
Nice to everyone they meet.  Their Love is one of a kind.  Silly, fun and sweet.  Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet!  However, not the kind of person you wanna mess with... You might end up crying ...  9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 
 
ARIES  (The Liar)
Outgoing.  Lovable.  Spontaneous.  Not one to mess with.  Funny.  Excellent kisser.  EXTREMELY adorable.  Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud..  16 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 
 
AQUARIUS  (Does It In The Water)
Trustworthy.  Attractive.  Great kisser.  One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships.  Extremely energetic. Unpredictable.  Will exceed your expectations.  Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.  2 years of bad luck if you do not forward 
 
GEMINI  (Irresistible)
Nice.  Love is one of a kind.  Great listeners.  Very Good in the you know where ... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out.  Trustworthy.  Always happy.  Loud.  Talkative.  Outgoing VERY FORGIVING.  Loves to make out.  Has a beautiful smile.  Generous.  Strong.  THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.  9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 

LEO  (The Lion) 
Great talker.  Attractive and passionate.  Laid back.  Knows how to have fun.  Is really good at almost anything.  Great kisser.  Unpredictable.  Outgoing.  Down to earth.  Addictive.  Attractive.  Loud.  Loves being in long relationships.  Talkative.  Not one to mess with.  Rare to find.  Good when found.  7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 
 
CANCER  (The Cutie)
MOST AMAZING KISSER.  Very high appeal.  Love is one of a kind.  Very romantic.  Most caring person you will ever meet!  Entirely creative.  Extremely random and proud of it.  Freak.  Spontaneous.  Great telling stories.  Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.  12 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 
 
PISCES  (The Partner for Life)
Caring and kind. Smart.  Center of attention.  High appeal.  Has the last word.  Good to find, hard to keep.  Fun to be around.  Extremely weird but In a good way.  Good Sense of Humor!!!  Thoughtful.  Always gets what he or she wants.  Loves to joke.  Very popular.  Silly, fun and sweet..  5 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 
 
CAPRICO RN   (The Passionate Lover)
Love to bust.  Nice.  Sassy..  Intelligent.  Sexy.  Predict future.  Irresistible.  Loves being in long relationships.  Great talker.  Always gets what he or she wants.  Cool.  Loves to own Gemini's in sports..  Extremely fun.  Loves to joke.  Smart.  24 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 
 
TAURUS  (The Tramp)
Aggressive.  Loves being in long relationships.  Likes to give a good fight for what they want.  Extremely outgoing.  Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser.  Good personality.  Stubborn.  A caring person.  One of a kind.  Not one to mess with.  Are the most attractive people on earth!  15 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 
 
SAGITTARIUS  (The Promiscuous One)
Spontaneous.  High appeal.  Rare to find.  Great when found.  Loves being in long relationships.  So much love to give.  Not one to mess with.  Very pretty.  Very romantic.  Nice to everyone they meet.  Their Love is one of a kind.  Silly, fun and sweet.  Have own unique appeal.  Most caring person you will ever meet!  Amazing in the you know where..!!!  Not the kind of person you wanna mess with, you might end up crying.  4 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 

Its one of those chainmails, but i seem pretty interested in this one~ so Bleagh~

Prepared for War? I think not, no one is.

Here'a another one, Thanks to Simranjeet for telling me.

Ipod got wet inside girlfriend's vagina. Will it ever work again?

My girlfriend and I recently got pulled over by the police and we had some herb on us and all we could think of at the time was to shove it in her vagina. The weed was in a small makeup bag with my ipod nano and we didn't have much time so we just slammed it up into her. Saved us a trip to the slammer but the ipod got all wet and slimy in there and now it won't turn on. Is there a way to fix it?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker

Wow, how did she manage to get that in there?

Other answers

1. As gross as that question is,
   i would suggest either attempting to dry it out slowly but thoroughly, on a radiator, or in an airing cupboard.
   
   Failing that, just get a new ipod.
   
2. WAT WERE YOU THINKING YOU BIG TWAT? A WOMANS VAGINA IS A SACRED AND DELICATE WONDERLAND, IT IS NOT FOR YOU TO SHOVE YOUR ELEKTRONIX IN!!!
   
3. Reported.
   
4. thats so disgusting
   
5. is this a joke? that's really disgusting and disturbing.
   

Once again, I thank Simranjeet for telling me this one exist, before yahoo actually removes the topic.

Lets see, what's this week's theme? nah don't know, Don't care. i know i posted myspace up before, i just thought maybe this week's them has something to do with it heh~

Cheers~

To be hated or to be loved, again, you give yourself a treat.

Im doing a favour here

Right, I almostforgot about the posters again.

Dont forget to keep reading my news, i posted one, just this morning.

KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — Other than having a bit of a headache, a Kansas City woman was uninjured after a bullet fired at her ended up tangled in her hair weave. Police said the 20-year-old woman was in a convenience store parking lot late Wednesday when a man flagged her down and told her that her ex-boyfriend still loved her.

She replied, "Well I dont love him," then heard gunshots. She said she looked behind the vehicle and saw her ex-boyfriend firing a handgun at her. She stomped her accelerator and fled, then turned into another parking lot and called police.

She told officers she recently had ended an eight-month relationship with the suspect.

Police arrested the ex-boyfriend and his friend in a car.

Dang, talk about bulletproof hair.

Just an update of what I'll be using my blog for.

as you know I have a DNT coursework, I'll be posting my ideas and everything in here.

I wish that you would comment on my work and help me out.

Also, if my ideas is the same as an existing, or you have seen such a product already, plese do notify me.

Lastly, do help me out by identifying your possible problems with my product.

I humbly, Thank you.

Okay, I'm supposed to do this when the person who tagged me told me to do this right? so meh~

1.Who's the person who tagged you?
Suraj

2.Relationship between you and him/her?
Friends I guess, or other wise he's a drummer if we were jamming

3. 5 impresions of him/her?
1. He drums
2. Nonsense
3. White teeth
4. Laughs a lot... I guess
5. Pakistan King's brother!

4.if he/she become your enemy you will?
What would you do if one of your friends actually becomes your enemy?

5.what will you say to the person you like very much?
Wow, you must be desperate, doesn't know me verry well, or blind

6.A characteristic i like about myself?
Pervert, I'm actually happy being a pervert, how cool is that?

7.A characteristic i hate about myself?
My face? A lot of people tell me I look like gangster... Well, sorry for looking like this.

8.For the person whom u hate, u say?
Hate? I don't say, I use my fist. I mean, is FUCK OFF, good enough? I don't think so.

I kicked my friend just because he was playing with the god damned Lift.

9.What do u feel abt urself?
A musician, an E-Mathematician, or otherwise a pervert

10.Your crush?
None, but if i have to say it, Gibson Les Paul

11.Most ideal person u wanna be?
Superman, I GOTTA SEE TROUGH WALLS! HOW COOL IS THAT?

Or Slash, he's the immage of a guitarist i wanna be, besides his hairdo.

Pass this one to 10 ppl:
1.Hpone
2.Edwin
3.Glenda
4.Shujuan
5.Shaun
6.Peiying
7.Teng Yang
8.Waiyoke
9.Zhansoon
10.Fazul
(if youre bored , just do this quiz.)

13.If 5 and 7 were together?
No, They're both guys, and i doubt they even knew each other

14.who does 5 like?
Like hell I know

15.what colour does 9 like?
Another no idea

16.Say smth to 8.
YOOOOKE

17.Who is 2?
NCC friend, good friend? I don't know, I just hang out with the group alot.

18.Talk abt 3.
*cough*Zhansoon*cough* no offense intended

19.who is 10's best frewn?
No idea, but probably ppl in his blog

20.whose the sexiest among the 10?
Can't say la, later i say one person the other angry...

21.what color does 4 like?
... Invasion of privacy?

22.Is 4 single?
Lol, EDWIN!! no la, i got no Idea

23.ur relationship with 1?
Gay partner... that's what he said...

24.Are 5 and 6 best frewns?
I DOUBT THEY EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER!!

25.9's nickname?
Soon, Soonster, Soony, Soon Soon... think of another.

26.7'surname?
Ng, thats easy

27.say smth to 4.
Boing Boing omg, Did i jus say that?

28.say smth to help 10.
Good luck with your feet, i know you want another massage...

29.who does 1 admire?
He loves the fact that we're gay buddies... nah, thats what he thinks anyways

30.where does 8 live?
... Hmm, good question, i rarely go to anyone's place anyways

31.among 10 of them who u like?
All, even though i'm not close to some of them

32.Say smth to 6 when u see him/her
Eh... I don't talk to her often...

33.10's spouse?
Botomless, or limitless should i say? well, good luck anyways.

Its 8:37, i have to hand in all my SS homework tomorow, but i haven't really been doing any of them...

So... WTH good luck anyways.

Cheers~

Just some info of my daily life, I haven't been posting bout my life recently eh?

Well, I was doing some cleaning today, y'know, cleaned up stuff, checkin under the bed for bogeymens.

Found some interesting stuff. I'll just list em' down.

CD's games and music

Live videos of Green Day and Good Charlotte

Some pens I didn't even realise they exist.

Old comic books.

$13.10 Found some spares lying around. and found 5 while searching for bogey.

Rotten orange found this while searching for bogey, again.

A list of quotes. well, I don't feel like writing them all so, I'll pos my fav:

I'll be here... Why?

I'll be waiting here... For What?...

I'll be waiting for you so... ...

If you come here,

You'll find me.

I promise

This find was the best i could find (well, the 13 bucks was cool but...)

This one got me thinking of FF8 for a while, then my mind started to branch off to other FF's... ahhh memories, I'm glad I lived a gamer.

That's basically it, not much from the looks of it, but nostalgc memories nonetheless.

So, I just finished