Oh. Singaporeans don't hate me for what I'm gonna post now.

I just remembered why and what I hated so much about most Singaporeans.

They tend to show off too much, even in the wrong places, wrong category.

Sure most of us are bubbly, outgoing and fun to be out with but the problems comes here in the mids of comparison, you people tend to be so proud of yourselves and will never admit defeat.

Some stupid conversations i made up, but its kinda true for us:

AAA: See this one, my father buy for me, nice right?

BBB: Aiya like that only no cake la! See this one, Got this function got that function!

AAA: (This comes WAAAAAAAAY to early) Fuck Off La! I say mine better means mind better Right!

BBB: ...................(You get the whole point, I'm sure most of us here experienced that before)

Oh I'd like to make my quote too.

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.

Desiderius Erasmus
Dutch author, philosopher, & scholar (1466 - 1536)

Those who had no experience of it found it delightful
Francis Calvin
Singapore student, Otaku, & an Ass (1992 - ????)

Can't we be more humble? Like gentlemen and try to be Humble for once?? I'd bet my life on it that Singapore won't make it.

Oh I Just remembered what i thought of long fringed guys

few of them are -

. act cool
. looking for a girl friend, just hoping that girls will hit on them
. emo
. Ah Bheng (If they treid to make too much attention in public... or anywhere else.) (You know you've seen an ah bheng even if you're a tourist here) ( and not all are fringed)

Francis Encyclopedia of Ah Bhengs :

- Overly Proud.
- Swings arm like an orang utan
- Act cool infront of their image of beautiful girls and Bheng-mates
- Scared of human
- must fight with gang member if not will die
- Not 100% human
- Old fashioned (they like tapered lowerbody wear evn tho not much wears them nowadays)
- They learn the art of Bheng-d0, Muay Bheng, Karabheng, Akibheng, Bhengjutsu.
- 100% Vulgarities will come out if you tried fighting them off with words.

I'm gonna get flamed for this, but who cares, heck i'm not

I'm ready for the concequences.

Shall Folks~