The case was posted in Ask Yahoo: A happily married dude discovers that his wife was previously a porn star. He made the discovery when he noticed his wife in an adult DVD that his friend owns.
Source and translation is from Sankaku Complex.
“There are children (it was a shotgun marriage), and I think I can pretend I don’t know. I wasn’t really sure it was her, but there is a mole that checks out, you see. I think I should check the identity out, but I’m scared to do so. Do you think I should try asking her friends?”
As expected a very decent answer was chosen by the asker:
“To a greater or lesser extent, there is nobody who doesn’t have this kind of fault or indiscretion in their past. I think the most important thing is how we use that past experience in how we live our lives from here on.”
“If you really must check, then it would absolutely be best to ask her directly. Asking her friends, why it’s almost as though you don’t trust her.”
“But, if you really do love your wife, I think if you kept quiet about the fact you knew, in spite of knowing, that would make you a very manly, splendid husband to her.”
“If you really must check, then it would absolutely be best to ask her directly. Asking her friends, why it’s almost as though you don’t trust her.”
“But, if you really do love your wife, I think if you kept quiet about the fact you knew, in spite of knowing, that would make you a very manly, splendid husband to her.”
These this kind of stuff cannot escape the creative minds of our friends in 2ch and they also offered their own set of advise:
“When your kids are grown up, watch it with them. Tell ‘em: ‘Look, ain’t mom pretty’”.
“If she did any scat, she’s out”.
“Reading the selected answer just makes me want to puke”.
“Unforgivable, absolutely unforgivable”.
“Usually you divorce. Seriously”.
“That’s all the more hot!”
“If it’s true then she’s just second hand goods”.
“How the hell can he trust her now, just split up already!”
“What’s wrong with her, thinking she can just marry as if nothing happened…”
“If she just kept quiet about it and married him then she’s the worst kind of woman, eh?”
“Well, I might be able to let a spot of delivery health pass, but AV is a bit much. It’s on the net after all…”
“What a little man. Who cares about her past…”
“Anyway, tell us the name of the damn video already!”
“My girlfriend performs in eroge, but I don’t say anything and I love her”.
“If there weren’t any kids it’d be an insta-divorce”.
“Why on earth did such a pompous and high and mighty answer get selected as best…”
“Are they really your kids?”
“This guy’s definitely being cheated on, eh?”
“If it was a shotgun marriage just to cover up for getting her pregnant, then he’s reaping what he’s sown.”
“With so many upright women in the world, the first thing he should do is get rid of this wretched one”.
“Husband: You’ve been in an AV then?
Wife: Eh? What are you talking about?
Husband: Here, look at this.
Wife: … Wow, look at that, amazing, she looks just like me”.
Husband: And this mole is?
Wife: … What? There’s a problem with having been in an AV? I don’t get you at all!”
“2D is the best after all”. -- WIN!
“I’m interested in what the reaction would be if she were to come in on you whilst you were masturbating to the DVD…”
“First, get the DVD signed”.
“If this were an ero-manga she’d be chasing after her son’s friends for sex…”
Some beautifully answered question.~
“If she did any scat, she’s out”.
“Reading the selected answer just makes me want to puke”.
“Unforgivable, absolutely unforgivable”.
“Usually you divorce. Seriously”.
“That’s all the more hot!”
“If it’s true then she’s just second hand goods”.
“How the hell can he trust her now, just split up already!”
“What’s wrong with her, thinking she can just marry as if nothing happened…”
“If she just kept quiet about it and married him then she’s the worst kind of woman, eh?”
“Well, I might be able to let a spot of delivery health pass, but AV is a bit much. It’s on the net after all…”
“What a little man. Who cares about her past…”
“Anyway, tell us the name of the damn video already!”
“My girlfriend performs in eroge, but I don’t say anything and I love her”.
“If there weren’t any kids it’d be an insta-divorce”.
“Why on earth did such a pompous and high and mighty answer get selected as best…”
“Are they really your kids?”
“This guy’s definitely being cheated on, eh?”
“If it was a shotgun marriage just to cover up for getting her pregnant, then he’s reaping what he’s sown.”
“With so many upright women in the world, the first thing he should do is get rid of this wretched one”.
“Husband: You’ve been in an AV then?
Wife: Eh? What are you talking about?
Husband: Here, look at this.
Wife: … Wow, look at that, amazing, she looks just like me”.
Husband: And this mole is?
Wife: … What? There’s a problem with having been in an AV? I don’t get you at all!”
“2D is the best after all”. -- WIN!
“I’m interested in what the reaction would be if she were to come in on you whilst you were masturbating to the DVD…”
“First, get the DVD signed”.
“If this were an ero-manga she’d be chasing after her son’s friends for sex…”
Some beautifully answered question.~
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