Satan and Jesus.

If life was a wrestling match, i was thinking it would be like.

Satan Controls RAW! and Jesus Smackdown!

I thought their conversation was like this.

Jesus: Eh Sat, you know we got loads of guys trying to be our underlings?

Satan: Yeah, Sorta why?

Jesus: Well, I was thinking, won't it be crowded if they all were to be in the same place altogether?

Satan: Now that you mention it yeah.

Jesus: Here's the plan bud, the good guys come my side, and the dirty guys to you. how does that sound?

Satan: Hey! how come i always play the villain, let me be the hero for once will ya? Eversince childhood Jesus, you never let me be the good guy.

Jesus: Lol. how would they believe, a guy living in eternal flames, with horns and an uggly goatee actually the good guy?

Satan: ... you hit the nail in the head man. I'll never win in words.

Jesus: Alright satan take care of them guys ye hear? I love you, lets meet up for tea some other time!

Satan: *waves* *flying kisses*