Quotes... again.

The previous one was about warfare... this one well, i find them pretty humorous and interesting, dont know bout you guys... well. at least for those i know who visits my blog...

probably Edwin and Hpone... and Zhansoon rarely visits aniways.

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack. 
-- Demetri Martin 

Albert Einstein Quotes

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.

If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.

Men Quotes (actually, it's quotes about men - so the quotes generally came from a female)

All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER. 

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. 

I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. 'Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.' What am I, a microwave? 

Women Quotes

All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something. 

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend. 

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both. 

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. 

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects. 

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. 

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off. 

A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. 

Sex Quotes

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. 

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone. 

Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good. 

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty. 

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. 

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to? 

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds. (WIN)

What's the most popular pastime in America? Auto-erotic-ism, hands down. 

Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married. 

Friendship quotes

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! 

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend. 

Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend. 

Thats for now folks

Cheers~