29 September, 2008

Girls would probably find this a piss off, or think i'm strange.
But i'd still want to share some stuff, news, that i tought would find guys with dates interesting.

Girls, if you still want to treat me as your friend, i suggest you don't read this.

Okay, Havent received any interesting news these days, so cant be helped, this is the only one that poped up.


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Four 24-year-old women were chatting up my 30-something friend Matt last week in a bar when the topic of male pubic hair came up. Turns out all four of the ladies prefered guys who are completely hairless down there. Matt's exact words: "They didn't even want a picket fence around the flag pole—they wanted bald!"

The girls didn't care if a guy waxed or shaved, they just wanted his below-the-belt pelt to be MIA. I checked out a few online surveys and gleaned that about one in five women feel the same way. I'm not one of them (neatly trimmed is more my style), but it goes to prove something very important: Women are way kinkier than you think

Guys frequently ask me how they can persuade their girl friends or wives to be spanked or turned on with toys. The answer, most of the time, is to just quit dithering and do it already! Bring handcuffs into the bedroom and, chances are, she'll offer you her wrists.



20 September, 2008

Human Evolution



I'm sorry if it'd offended Africans... But... how the hell did Korea ended up like that?



If given the chance, I want to look like this.
(MGS 3 Snake eater, Jack, Big Boss, Naked Snake)

18 September, 2008

16 September, 2008

Spelling bee.

This is how a real spelling bee should be like.

Boys Like Girls - Great Escape

Throw it away, (My bread)
Forget yesterday,
We'll make a great escape.

Won't hear a word they say,
They don't know us anyway.

Watch it burn,
Let it die,
Cuz we are finally free. Tonight.

All of the wasted times, the
Hours that we left behind, the
Answers that, we'll never find
They don't mean a thing. Tonight.

Lol one of my favs in acoustic.

Shaun, i dont care if you think its gay.lol
For BLG, I love thunder and great escape.

14 September, 2008

My bread will expire in 16 Sep...

13 September, 2008

I WANNA PLAY MGS 4!!! BUT I DONT FUCKING HAVE A PS3





some new reasons to play Metal Gear Solid

12 September, 2008

Satan and Jesus.

If life was a wrestling match, i was thinking it would be like.

Satan Controls RAW! and Jesus Smackdown!

I thought their conversation was like this.

Jesus: Eh Sat, you know we got loads of guys trying to be our underlings?

Satan: Yeah, Sorta why?

Jesus: Well, I was thinking, won't it be crowded if they all were to be in the same place altogether?

Satan: Now that you mention it yeah.

Jesus: Here's the plan bud, the good guys come my side, and the dirty guys to you. how does that sound?

Satan: Hey! how come i always play the villain, let me be the hero for once will ya? Eversince childhood Jesus, you never let me be the good guy.

Jesus: Lol. how would they believe, a guy living in eternal flames, with horns and an uggly goatee actually the good guy?

Satan: ... you hit the nail in the head man. I'll never win in words.

Jesus: Alright satan take care of them guys ye hear? I love you, lets meet up for tea some other time!

Satan: *waves* *flying kisses*

11 September, 2008

Music Recomended

Actualy, more like... music i play heh.

Sweet Child o Mine, Stairway to Heaven (Scary), Enter Sandman, The Kill, Otherworld... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I'm not Shaun, i wont post music i've been fuckin with here heh.

Lol okay let me review this blog to new visitors, I Seldom post about me or my own life here, except some stuff about music I play, or some extremely rare scene / stuff that usually won't occur in a few lifetimes.

I Post about news here, well, most of the news i post are bout' health, and how we keep fit, the pervert w... ... i meant... the easy way.

But yeah some of them are bout animes, or occasionally music, bout bands and stuff.

Trivia:

Did you know mettalica Sucked at guitar hero (not saying I'm good at it or nothing~)

Cold play says they are a 'rock' / 'alternative' band, but wiki said that they are actually pretty feminist.

Harem, means that there's this one guy, usually well liked (in a romantic manner) by usually 2 to 7 bishoujous (Beautiful young lady). I've been reading this manga, about a child prodigy, a 10 year old super teacher, well, has 30 female students, and more than 10 of them develloped feelings for him? (heh, and i haven't even said the minor charactor yet.)

Hentai = pervert, not anime porn
Ecchi = Sexy / Perverted, and not hentai (literally, in then net, Ecchi, is not hentai, but yeah in manga / anime they are used the same way)

God, don't exist, prove? Heroes dies first, good people die faster than bad people.

VS.

God, Exist. Prove? Yet to be known. most miracles and incident is just pure luck. Satan Exist, prove? people die, people worship him. oh on a side note, Watch South Park

VS.

Satan does not exist, prove? ???



HAPPY YET? SHAUN? I POSTED!
BE GLAD YOUR NAME'S HERE!

06 September, 2008



He is a cop, and he speaks American, he's the retarded policeman!

02 September, 2008



Lol yeah we are sick, that's the sole reason why we are healthy?

Remember this article?
Thanks to Jane's blog for telling us go to yahoo and search up interesting facts, I found some stuff that we all have in our daily lives. (maybe not)


Insects in your Chocolate

Did you know that the average chocolate bar in the U.S. contains at least 8 pieces of an insect in it? Harvesting of the cacao beans occurs in the tropical countries of South America with low sanitation levels. Cacao tree beans are cut and piled in the farmer's field where they ferment for 6 days. During this process, children and adults walk over the piles; insects, rodents, small animals and other living things that make their nests in the piles. Actually the The U. S. Department of Health publishes a book entitled "The Food Defect Action Levels" in which they list unavoidable defects in food (insect, rodents etc.) all allowed by FDA.

Albert Einstein Facts

factsEinstein declined the presidency of the state of Israel when it was offered to him in 1952 by state leaders. The element einsteinium, discovered in 1952, was named in honor of Albert Einstein. Picture of Einstein sticking his tongue was taken on his 72nd birthday by annoying press photographer Arthur Sasse. Albert loved the photo so much that he cut his image out and send it to all his friends.

Donkey Plus Horse Equals?

factsWhen a female horse and a male donkey mate, the offspring is called a mule, but when a male horse and a female donkey mate, the offspring is called a hinny. When a male zebra and a female donkey mate the offspring is called a ‘zedonk’ or ‘zebrass’. All of these resulting offspring are sterile (can't have babies).

What Is Yahoo!?

factsYahoo the complex internet organism has complicated name. Word "Yahoo" is shortcut for "Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle". It was coined by PhD candidates at Stanford University: David Filo and Jerry Yang.

Hawaiian Alphabet

factsThe Hawaiian Alphabet only contains 12 letters: a, e, i, o, u, h, k, l, m, n, p and w. Every word ends with a vowel. A glottal stop is also used, called an 'okina (meaning cutting, 'oki meaning cut and na meaning -ing). It used to be called an 'u'ina (meaning snap).

The Pyramids Were White

factsThe stereotypical vision of the Egyptian Pyramids are large mountain like brown piles of stone uprooting from the desert having a rough contour. Though when first constructed around 2500 BC. The pyramids were paper white and as smooth as glass, toping the pyramid was a golden capstone that gleamed in the desert sun. It was an amazing spectacle. The pyramids somewhat stayed in this state until the Arab invasion of Egypt around AD 500. The Arab invaders stripped the pyramid of it's smooth limestone and built a huge section of Cairo. Many of the Mosques and Palaces of Cairo consist of the Ancient stones of the pyramids. Quite sad actually.

Bachelors Leading 1 Billion

factsIndia which is one of the densely populated country had a bachelor (a man who has never been married) prime minister, president and defense minister in 2000. For 4-5 years when Atal Bihari Vajpayee was the prime minister. Coincidence? India is the second country in the world after China to cross the one billion mark. India's population rose by 21.34 % between 1991 - 2001.

Number Thirteen Facts

factsThe fear of number 13 is called triskaidekaphobia and it was derived from treiskaideka, the Greek word for thirteen and phobia. There were thirteen people at Christ's Last Supper before his captivity, it is recorder that Christ was crucified on Friday. Routine mission to the moon goes drastically wrong on Apollo 13. Some hotels skip number thirteen when numbering rooms. In Formula 1, there is no car with the number 13.
(another reason why i say we are living in the world of Christ, Christ made this world, jesus, god, they are there)

Testis Or Testify

factsThe word "testis" cames from the Latin meaning to bear witness. In ancient Rome, only men could bear witness or testify in a public forum. In order to show importance to their testimony, they would hold their testicles as they spoke, and an oath was declared while holding another's testicles.


I've been wandering, anyone watched [2 girls 1 cup] yet?

I'd thought it'd be interesting, seeing all the reactions and warnings from all over the net.

Next time an authority (or anyone) asks you, 'Do you know who the fuck am I?!'

This is how you reply : "HEY!, I know you, You're that dude from 2 girls 1 cup!"