For more, stay tuned next week, probably this sunday tho...
29 January, 2009
21 January, 2009
Right, I haven't been posting these few days lately <- (people who says this are usually people who are gonna quit blogging. But don't worry; I'll stay as crazy as the world still seem fit.) well, like anyone would care if i'd stop blogging or not...
I've contracted some virus called Rotavirus.
These are the symptoms: Headache, Slight Fever, Constant Vomiting & Constant Diarrhoea.
Pretty sick stuff if you ask me. I think i started puking on Monday noon, Guofeng can be the witness for this.
Then when I reached home, I practically puked my guts out! Water, rice, chicken, not to mention that stench of curry... Bleagh.
Right so i went and find out what the hell happened to me, and I found a page on yahoo, about a guy that has the same symptoms as i did.
This was the question:
Constant vomiting, diarrhea, headache, what the heck do i have?
This was the description:
So I went home. As soon as I got home I felt another bubbling in my stomach. So I sat on the toilet and had the weirdest diarrhoea ever. It was only liquid, no chunks, and it was like I was peeing out my butt.
And this was the ‘Best answer’:
Viral infection of your stomach, aka viral gastroenteritis, caused probably by norovirus or rotavirus. It causes diarrhoea and vomiting. very common, should be self-limiting and will resolve in 2-3 days. take good care of your hand hygiene when you go to the toilet as it is transmitted from poo -> hand -> food -> mouth
quite infectious so take care when handling with food or dealing with other people
the key is to keep hydrated by drinking enough fluids to cope with the loss via diarrhoea and vomiting. Isotonic or sport drinks would be good but plain water should be okay. There is no antibiotic or antivirals that would be effective for viral gastroenteritis
So... uh what? Poo? I touched shit before eating? Heck no, I don’t remember touching anyone’s shit?! Like hell I Touched shit, I won’t even fucking touch my own shit what makes you think I’ll touch any other kinda shit!?
Then, I looked it up at wiki:
Rotavirus is transmitted by the faecal-oral route. It infects cells that line the small intestine and produces an enterotoxin, which induces gastroenteritis, leading to severe diarrhoea and sometimes death through dehydration.
Wow... death... poor guy...
WTF?! DEATH?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE HELL I’M GONNA DIE!
Alright lets continue....
almost 60,000 hospitalisations, and around 37 deaths each year.
Dude, talk about scary.
Right, while we’re at it, try not to get so depressed over this kind of small stuff. There are a whole lotta others that are more miserable.
^Actually, this one wins ^
V This one is the one much more missarable... eh? V
13 January, 2009
The Male Brain
Just in case, I don't wanna be called a sexist, discriminating females. This one's for the guys... I meant... About the guys.
If I was a prof. I would say: This is the reason your husband hate you so much, you didn't give him enough loving.
11 January, 2009
More Einstein Quotes.
More quotes. By Einstein
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
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Any fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction.
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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
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Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
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Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
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I am a deeply religious nonbeliever - this is a somewhat new kind of religion.
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I am not only a pacifist but a militant pacifist. I am willing to fight for peace. Nothing will end war unless the people themselves refuse to go to war.
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If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
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If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.
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Imagination is more important than knowledge.
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Information is not knowledge.
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Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent problems.
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The only source of knowledge is experience.
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The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
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09 January, 2009
04 January, 2009
Quotes... again.
The previous one was about warfare... this one well, i find them pretty humorous and interesting, dont know bout you guys... well. at least for those i know who visits my blog...
probably Edwin and Hpone... and Zhansoon rarely visits aniways.
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
-- Demetri Martin
-- Demetri Martin
Albert Einstein Quotes
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.
If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
Men Quotes (actually, it's quotes about men - so the quotes generally came from a female)
All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. 'Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.' What am I, a microwave?
Women Quotes
All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.
Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.
A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
Sex Quotes
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds. (WIN)
What's the most popular pastime in America? Auto-erotic-ism, hands down.
Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.
Friendship quotes
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend.
Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.
Thats for now folks
Cheers~
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