Call of Duty 4 quotes

I've recently played COD4, and i found some pretty neat quotes.

"Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind."
-John F. Kennedy

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
-Infantry Journal

"Aim towards the Enemy."
-Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle!"
-General John J. Pershing

"War is delightful to those who have not yet experienced it."
-Erasmus

"Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are for
finishing it."
-Will Rogers

"Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die."
-Herbert Hoover

"Freedom is not free, but the U.S. Marine Corps will pay most of your share."
-Ned Dolan

"Five second fuses only last three seconds."
-Infantry Journal

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."
-Infantry Journal

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
-U.S. Army Training Notice

"There are only two kinds of people that understand Marines: Marines and the
enemy. Everyone else has a second-hand opinion."
-General William Thornson

"The more marines I have around, the better I like it."
-General Clark, U.S. Army

"Heroes may not be braver than anyone else. They're just brave five minutes
longer."
-Ronald Reagan

"Some people live an entire lifetime and wonder if they have ever made a
difference in the world, but the Marines don't have that problem."
-Ronald Reagan

"If at first you don't succeed, call an air strike."
-Unknown

"Tracers work both ways."
-U.S. Army Ordinance

"You cant say civilization dont advance - for in every war, they kill you in a
new way."
-Will Rogers

"Anyone, who truly wants to go to war, has truly never been there before!"
-Larry Reeves

"Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants it back has
no brain."
-Vladimir Putin (I lol'ed at this one)

"Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very, accurate. The bombs are guaranteed
to always hit the ground."
-USAF Ammo Troop

"If a man has done his best, what else is there?"
-General George S. Patton

"Every tyrant who has lived has believed in freedom - for himself."
-Elbert Hubbard

There were a total of 80 quotes, but yeah, these are the ones that caught me attention. for others go to

http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/file/939217/50716

Matrix

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I was just thinking, this is boring shit, no i mean seriously

We live in a fucking boring world.

We need more supernaturals in this world, yes, i'm talking about unexplained homocide cases, mass suicide, aliens, espers, gods descending down to earth.

This life we live on, its boring.

putting the impossible aside, we need adventures, like the time where pirates ruled the sea, exploring unknown lands, the bizzare in the bermuda triangle.

i wanna do that, to live, travel the world.

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I think i saw this somewhere before or hear about it...

'The world is constantly at war, in previous times, it was warlords againts warlords, then armaies againts armies, evil againts justice.

Even now we have war, in this time of calm and peace, Criminals againts police, politicians and business man fighting for their own business rights.'

I dont know, people nowadays just say 'peace here and there' heck

I ranted alot of giberish.

Weird stuff.

I know I haven't been posting for a long time here are some weird stuff.

Then next up is a weird phrase

"8th graders boys are born only to mastrubate"

8th grader = 14 years old. I think.

And the last one is well, its from a japanese anime, but, with different dubbing. I dont know if you guys would understand tho, its from the anime 'Clannad'

Funny Stuff and Demotivational posters

If you didn't get this one, you're screwed

Source A

Source B

Mr Low : Time waits for no man, you cannot have too much time doing anything

Source B is unreliable as Source A Contradicts What Source B has depicted

Grow Up, Please.

You think my blog's adult, after looking at my blog you guys are scared of me because I'm a

FARKING PERVERT?

Fuck hell...

Like he said,

C'mon, people! Grow Up, Please!

We're all in the Fucking Age where adult stuff shouldn't get us agitated...

Are you good at playing games like Halo, Counter Strike, Star Craft, Tekken, etc?

After a study of 200 Dutch men, scientists found that those with a premature ejaculation problem all had a version of a gene that controls the release of serotonin. And, unfortunately for all of you awesome Call of Duty players out there, those affected seem to "have very quick reflexes. They may be excellent at playing tennis or computer games, for example." Oh, cruel fate!

Well, at least now you have an excuse, both for your lousy performance in the sack and your awesome performance on Xbox Live. The only problem is that now you can expect a whole new barrage of insults coming over your headset every time you take down an opponent.

So what's this mean for you in the long run, my prematurely ejaculating, headshotting friend? Maybe a drug that'll let you last longer without buying those condoms with numbing juice in the tip. However, if you had the option of taking a pill that would make you a stallion in the sack but make you suck at video games, would you do it? Talk about your tough decisions. 

Now all the lausy gamers out there, we have a reason to smile even after loosing eh?

gotta love this.

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/7428/madaramefc6.gif

See the full image for animations. wait for it, its loading.

Hmm wow, i actually mde something japanese to cook today, especially well done. Example pic

Not one i made, well, mine is opposite of this picture, the inside is pretty well done, all swirly round and round...

But the outer cover is pretty messed up...

Reason being, i dont know what the hell is 'stock' they said use dashi... what the hell is that? heh whatever, i made this.

Looking at how the inside swirls round and round, I'm pretty much hesitant to eat it... Cuz its my first time trying to make a tamagoyaki (thank fully well done, and i'm sure i can make another one...) and... i need to buy more eggs before i can make another one...

Police Line of Work

Police shit.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

Police Quotes:

"Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO."

"Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

"So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

"Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

Civilian Friends and Police Friends

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
POLICE FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you in jail saying, 'Darn...we screwed up...but man, that was fun!'

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that 's what the crowd is doing.
POLICE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you behind.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
POLICE FRIENDS: Will knock them out for using your name in vain.